“Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. it’s totally ironic and satirical how you regurgitated those ancient and threadbare stereotypes. It reminds me of my great great great great grandpa, Cracker von Patriarch, who also challenged the status quo by embracing it with loving tenderness.”—
I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck (via naartje)
Take note college campuses (and the world, by extension). (via note-a-bear)
Always reblog the Ballad of Cracker von Patriarch. (via mumblingsage)
Imagine a world where It’s Always Sunny actually got nominated for The Gang Desperately Tries To Win An Award and somehow won, but they didn’t show up and just played the audio of Charlie singing “Go Fuck Yourselves”.
That might be the pinnacle of Hollywood, as an industry.