just remembering an old event with my momma. god, was that woman beyond hilarious.
set-up — my mom dragged my little brother along, and they came up to visit me at college. we were out to eat and getting ready to leave.
brother: well, let’s get this road on the show.
me: hello, dyslexia.
my mom: …dyslexia. that could be a cute name for a little girl.
[then i died with laughter.]