I like nonsense — it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...– Dr Seuss (via. vintagewords)
The best dialog from last night's Venture Bros.
Hunter: That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damn depressing.
Brock: Right? Yeah, they're like "The Notebook" sad.
Hunter: Tits like coming home from school and finding out your old man ran over your cat sad.
Brock: Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like 2 suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
Hunter: Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Dammit she has gloomy tits.
Brock: It's like she put a dollars worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest.
Hunter: I wanna build 2 little caskets and give her tits a tasteful and dignified funeral.
letters of note →
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asshole casserole: THIS CAN’T BE LIFESad Stacks... →
carmex trophy. harrumph! asshole-casserole: THIS CAN’T BE LIFE Sad Stacks Edition The media mavens at MediaTakeout have issued a breaking news report: Kat Stacks is a Whore! No one is surprised the STD blackhole that is Kat Stacks is running her yuckmouth again. This time she’s flapping her food pussy all over twitter,…
emails from an asshole. →
i always forget to post a link, but this dude is so hilariously clever and ridiculous, i can’t get enough. it kinda makes me wanna go on craigslist and be a dick to people.
typographic posters = awesome.
you can see more here.
NYMAG: kanye puts his ego in check at rodarte →
fuckyeahkanyewest: nice article at nymag. here’s some excerpts: We decided Twitter was the way to go, since Kanye’s feed has been our favorite corner of the Internet ever since he began it. “I haven’t tweeted much in the past couple days because I’ve got so much to work on,” he said. “I’m color-correcting this film I shot in Prague a couple weeks ago.” He said the movie — the same film,...
youtube time machine →
sweet site! just pick a year, and it’ll bring up commercials, music videos, and other content — starting with 1860 and the first sound ever recorded.