Evolution heard you’re into grumpy cats, so it put one on this mandrill’s butt. That’s what you wanted, right?
Evolution sent the tortoise beetle from the future. And the future is shiny as hell.
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Alcohol vs marijuana
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Dude, you’re so edgy and politically incorrect. it’s totally ironic and satirical how you regurgitated those ancient and threadbare stereotypes. It reminds me of my great great great great grandpa, Cracker von Patriarch, who also challenged the status quo by embracing it with loving tenderness. —
I don’t know where I came across this, but it’s witty as fuck (via naartje)
Take note college campuses (and the world, by extension). (via note-a-bear)
Always reblog the Ballad of Cracker von Patriarch. (via mumblingsage)
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