Whenever GOB rides up on his Segway, he always changes the subject of conversation for the characters he rides up to, which means his Segway always causes segues. —
53 More ‘Arrested Development’ Jokes You Probably Missed | Splitsider
OK, there really are jokes I didn’t catch yet.(via slacktory)
Dewey: I don’t understand why you can’t just eat vegetarian for one meal.
(Source: zakkain, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
Who still dies alone in the water without the girl. Turns out you CAN relive the past.
Ronald Reagan: the story of a sassy black woman.